Hey! I'm Evelyn. I like videogames, Arctic Monkeys, and fashion history. I occasionally post porn. I have some bad habits I'll probably regret later, but for now it doesn't bother me. I feel like we all deserve to do what makes us happy so long as we aren't hurting other people. Follow if you'd like, my blog is a clusterfuck.

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry, via clannyphantom)

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5 hours ago
mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE


#same

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

#same

(via popetwitter)

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5 hours ago

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via clannyphantom)

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5 hours ago

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via falllloutboy)

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carnivaloftherandom:

unknownbearing:

ithinkitsallama:

hi human
you are friend
i like you smile
smile human smile i love you

Swiggity swag the friendship stag

I…okay.

carnivaloftherandom:

unknownbearing:

ithinkitsallama:

hi human

you are friend

i like you smile

smile human smile i love you

Swiggity swag the friendship stag

I…okay.

(Source: dpaf, via bitterassfandom)

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5 hours ago

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via thejdsbitches)

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13 hours ago

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via thejdsbitches)

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13 hours ago
parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

(via sparklypinkunicorns)

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13 hours ago

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via bitterassfandom)

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13 hours ago

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall, via queenofflutterdash)

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14 hours ago

excessivejordan:

wey-hey-its-kat:

Can you just imagine…

I actually thought this was real i ahte YA9US SO MCUHS 

(via spar-klez)

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peklaxdog:

defnotyouraveragewoman:

cumberderpy:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

ask-le-sexy-france:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~

Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!

Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*

Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr. 

Loveeee when this gets circulated. It’s my very favorite.

i think i reblog this everytime its on my dash

peklaxdog:

defnotyouraveragewoman:

cumberderpy:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

ask-le-sexy-france:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~

Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!

Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*

Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr. 

Loveeee when this gets circulated. It’s my very favorite.

i think i reblog this everytime its on my dash

(Source: randomnessasusual, via spar-klez)

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14 hours ago
deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

(via purple-parrot)

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14 hours ago
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