Hey! I'm Evelyn. I like videogames, Arctic Monkeys, and fashion history. I'm also a fan of Achievement Hunter, Supernatural, and Captainsparklez. I occasionally post porn. I also post a lot of rant type stuff so if you don't like that I suppose just don't follow. Other than that I'm down to earth and I post funny things and things that interest me so enjoy :) And feel free to message me.
Since i’m seeing lots of posts saying “don’t mess with boys who: x” i’m gonna make one.
Don’t bother with girls who:
- identify as a “misandrist”
- ignore men’s problems
- have a misandry tattoo
- abuse men as a way to “empower” themselves
- find ways to blame men for anything
- reblog male tears posts
- are assholes in general toward boys
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
|me when i first started spn:||which one is dean|
|me now:||that is a screenshot of sam's butt from season 5 episode 14 and i can tell because it is rounded just so|
The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.
IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO