Hey! I'm Evelyn. I like videogames, Arctic Monkeys, and fashion history. I'm also a fan of Achievement Hunter, Supernatural, and Captainsparklez. I occasionally post porn. I also post a lot of rant type stuff so if you don't like that I suppose just don't follow. Other than that I'm down to earth and I post funny things and things that interest me so enjoy :) And feel free to message me.

toenail-fister:

Since i’m seeing lots of posts saying “don’t mess with boys who: x” i’m gonna make one.
Don’t bother with girls who:

  • identify as a “misandrist”
  • ignore men’s problems
  • have a misandry tattoo
  • abuse men as a way to “empower” themselves
  • find ways to blame men for anything
  • reblog male tears posts
  • are assholes in general toward boys

(via toenail-fister)

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5 hours ago

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle, via princess-skitty)

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7 hours ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via phantomofthebookstore)

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10 hours ago
rosaparking:


drunktrophywife:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

WHAT THE FUCK

rosaparking:

drunktrophywife:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

WHAT THE FUCK

(via phantomofthebookstore)

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10 hours ago
besturlonhere:


arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via phantomofthebookstore)

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Posted
10 hours ago

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via locopanda33)

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Posted
10 hours ago
me when i first started spn:which one is dean
me now:that is a screenshot of sam's butt from season 5 episode 14 and i can tell because it is rounded just so
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12 hours ago
metrobussy:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.


every FUCKING TIME

metrobussy:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

every FUCKING TIME

(via purple-parrot)

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1 day ago
walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

(via captainsparklez)

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Posted
1 day ago

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

image

(Source: madotsukies, via captainsparklez)

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1 day ago

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovaryact

get off my text post

(via flareon-vaporeon)

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1 day ago
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