Hey! I'm Evelyn. I like videogames, Arctic Monkeys, and fashion history. I occasionally post porn. I have some bad habits I'll probably regret later, but for now it doesn't bother me. I feel like we all deserve to do what makes us happy so long as we aren't hurting other people. Follow if you'd like, my blog is a clusterfuck.

gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

(Source: supostos, via purple-parrot)

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cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via cityofartists)

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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr, via damnitzurboi)

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winchester-the-flute:

bowtie-cummerbund:

burnedoffwings:

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS JO
I FUCKING MISS BALTHAZAR
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY

its a special day when someone misses satan

This post is heart… breaking

(via cheetahhworld)

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in-love-with-my-bed:

i don’t know how Jared manged to film this scene without laughing the whole time.

(Source: automaticoverride, via xxrainraingoawayxx)

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s0rrysunshine:

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY!:)

So this is my first big giveaway from this blog, since I deleted my old one. And there’s tons of things to win!!:)
Rules:
-You must be following my blog (s0rrysunshine.tumblr.com)
-You must reblog. Likes don’t count.
Reblog as many times as you want, the more you do the higher chance you have of winning!

Winner Gets:

  • Autographed book “It” by Alexa Chung
  • Alex Turner’s guitar pic from the Arctic Monkeys MSG show 2014
  • Polaroid 300 camera
  • Live at the Apollo Arctic Monkeys DVD+CD (only the dvd is pictured but you’ll get both)
  • Is This It - The Strokes
  • The 2nd Law - Muse
  • Contra - Vampire Weekend
  • Deja Entendu - Brand New
  • AM - Arctic Monkeys
  • Nevermind - Nirvana
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix - Phoenix
  • Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not - Arctic Monkeys
  • Modern Vampires of the City - Vampire Weekend
  • Suck It and See - Arctic Monkeys
  • Plans - Death Cab For Cutie
  • Humbug - Arctic Monkeys
  • Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
  • Coexist - The XX
  • Favourite Worst Nightmare
  • Donnie Darko DVD
  • 500 Days of Summer DVD
  • Harry Potter Box Set (DVD’S)
  • Scott Pilgrim VS The World DVD
  • My Neighbor Totoro DVD

reblog as much as you want, you MUST be following (i’ll check) &the winner will be picked May 10th. I’ll ship worldwide, and i’ll message the winner and post it on my blog when they’re picked. Good luck!

(via s0rrysunshine)

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melonenbrot:

ch0rdate:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it

i wouldnt survive that

(via voleur-des-reves)

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punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

(via heatingpad)

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how I tell stories

me:and then she was like
me:and im like
me:but then shes like
me:then theyre like
me:so i was like
me:yeah like
me:i know like
me:ye
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